Cosmetic surgeon, Patrick Mallucci believes that the celebrity with the best pair of breasts is
Caprice Bourret and the woman with the worst is Victoria Beckham. Mallucci spent many hours poring over photos of topless models in lads magazines and tabloid newspapers to formulate his theory.

For the Republicans, Shawn Michaels, Mr. Kennedy and Mickie James will attend the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn., from Sept. 1 to 4.

This isn’t the first time WWE is involved with the presidential voting.  In fact, it’s the third presidential election in which WWE’s Smackdown Your Vote! has been active. The program has been engaged in national, state and local elections each year since 2000.

Cameron Diaz is a happy trampy old thing. Diaz is out having a hell of a time with one of Jennifer Aniston’s ex-BF. Paul Sculfor,the model, has been seen with Diaz vacationing in the Maldives. They rented a bungalow and Cam was seen wearing a big fat ring on her finger.Cam previously dated Jen’s latest love John Mayer. The magic duo of John and Jen who sadly have split recently. That leaves Jen with just a quart of Ben & Jerry’s and a rerun of “Along Came Polly.”Hey Jennifer, Kate Hudson is done with Lance Armstrong. You could jump on him, then Kate can grab John Mayer and let the love dance begin. Is it me or is Hollywood getting to be a bit like Arkansas?

At the 18th Annual Crillon Debutante Ball in Paris this past weekend, was one of the 24 girls presented as an initiation into womanhood.

The Ball, which is held at the Hôtel de Crillon, is a glamorous elite affair, where young ladies from all over the world fancy up in couture dresses and make their debuts as women.

When stepdad Ashton Kutcher was congratulated on his daughter’s “coming out” he adeptly replied, “As far as I know, she’s dancing with boys.”

That Ashton – he’s a smart lad.

Mama Cougar Demi was there, along with daddy Bruce and the rest of their unfortunate-looking daughters.

Brooke Shields blames her high heels for driving her car into her house. Brooke admits she was ‘multitasking’ in her car when her shoe became tangled in the pedals and ran smack into her home.
“I drove into the beam that supports our house! I was wearing these enormously high heels and one of them got stuck on the pedal.”I said to my husband, ‘Should that beam really be there? Maybe we can move it.’ And he was like, ‘Uh, it holds up the whole place!’
Blame your busy lifestyle, blame the kids screaming in the backseat, blame it on a faulty brake pedal, hell you can even blame it on the rain. But don’t bring the shoes into it. That’s just not cool.

Don’t get too excited yet, nothing is written in stone, but we may be seeing Brooke Hogan in the buff very soon. The New York Daily News is reporting that Brooke has been approached by Playboy magazine to pose nude…and she didn’t say no!

There is some talk about what daddy Hulk Hogan will say, but to be honest I think he lost his father-cred when he started dating a girl that looks just like his 20 year old daughter.

Brooke has posed for a men’s magazine before (FHM in 2006) but never fully nude. Given the fact that her 2006 album “Undiscovered” only sold an embarrassing 127,000 copies, you know home girl is down with making some cash of that Hulkster body of hers.

Brooke Burns was once engaged to . Brooke Burns is best known for her role on. Other than that, I don’t know too too much about. Can’t say she’s hot but does look pretty fit in a bikini, doesn’t she?

What’s harder than carting three kids around while shopping?  Doing it while you’re pregnant with a fourth!  Just ask Brooke Burke.

The 36-year-old television personality was spotted out and about with her three daughters, Heaven Rain, Sierra , and Neriah.

Formerly hostess of “Wild On,” Burke is now married to actor David Charvet, and from the looks of it, she’s becoming more of a mommy and less of a wild and crazy socialite.

Brooke is due this spring with her fourth child.  And from the looks of it, the Charvet-Burkes are one good-looking brood!

It seems the list of cancelled TV shows is growing by the hour. Ratings in general have take an dive on most tv offerings. Subsequently, NBC has axed “Lipstick Jungle” and “My Own Worst Enemy.” The Christian Slater drama fell a whopping 4.3 million viewers this week. Meanwhile “Lipstick Jungle” took a slightly smaller plunge of 3.3 million. Finger pointing at the reason behind the drop began with a move in scheduling. “Lipstick” moved to Friday and of course it started to sink.

However, Slater’s new series was expected to be the new “Heroes.” Looks like both shows are doomed. The superpowers of the “Save the Cheerleader, Save the World” show are failing. Each week NBC’s prized possession is also loosing viewers. If you were a fan of “Enemy” you still have a few more episodes before the show meets it’s end. The 9th and final episode is currently being filmed and expected to air. “Jungle” also has all 13 shows filmed and ready to go. When they will stop airing is undetermined as of this moment.

Fox has also cut another of it’s veterans.Mad TV has also met it’s end. The wimpy contender for Saturday Night Live will finish out the season and then it will all be over. Replacements for the show have been secretly being tried out. So far the only word is that “Talk Show with Spike Feresten” will be their “late night offering.”

I know, I know. I’m the only person in the world who actually sides with and against the insufferable Lauren Conrad.

Seriously, I can’t be the only one who screamed at the television when shifty-assed Brody Jenner denied that he had any knowledge of the sex tape rumours. Is anyone with me here? No? Ok, you’re all stupid then.

I kid, I kid! Here is the object of my lust, Heidi, spruiking herself on Letterman.

Um, Heidi, 1988 called and it wants its banged up hair and frosted lipstick back, ‘k? You can still come to my birthday party though.  We can listen to Bros, watch and do other things that were big in the eighties like your hair.